Lonely? Desperate? Free on Friday night?
Are you a lonely, desperate, slightly crazy gal with a bit of a bitchy, competitive edge that will do anything to get on TV and loves "making out" in hot tubs? Then this event is perfect for you!!!
ABC is recruiting for yet another season of its hit "The Bachelor" right here in Chicago this Friday. Just think of the possibilities that await you -- a good-looking, relatively smart, only slightly gay-acting man with a better-than-average job who might propose to you (or at least buy you a one-way plane ticket!) after you spend a whopping total of 15 hours together and have sex in a "fantasy suite." What's not to love?!?
Still not convinced? Well then, just consider the fame and fortune of those other Chicago gals who've made their way on the Bachelor. First, there was Liz Terzo. You remember her, right?
She didn't get picked by her man, but she did get a lot of attention for being desperate and crazy. She gets recognized everywhere she goes. I know, because I personally recently recognized her -- I saw her yapping on her cell phone while maneuvering her oversized SUV out of the Mag Mile Norstrom parking garage, and she nearly mowed down a family of Mexican immagrants. Livin' la vida loca, that Liz!
But more importantly, who could forget dear, sweet Jen Schefft? She ended up engaged to that hunk Andrew Firestone:
Jen traded her average LP trixie lifestyle (unglamourous p.r. job affording barely enough income to maintain her blonde highlights and a single Kate Spade wristelet, tiny Lincoln Park apartment shared with five of her closest friends) for a life of travel, wine, guest apperances (on Oprah! on GMA!) and a tiny San Fran apartment to share with her man and his closest friend (okay, there is some ambiguity there). So what if it didn't work out? She also got to date BILL RANCIC!!! (who Mia recently spotted at Tilly's, and yes, he is that cute.) And she was recently chosen as the new bachelorette, so she will have her pick of 25 more only-slightly-gay-acting men to make out in a hot tub with! How can she lose? How can you? Sign up now!!!!
ABC is recruiting for yet another season of its hit "The Bachelor" right here in Chicago this Friday. Just think of the possibilities that await you -- a good-looking, relatively smart, only slightly gay-acting man with a better-than-average job who might propose to you (or at least buy you a one-way plane ticket!) after you spend a whopping total of 15 hours together and have sex in a "fantasy suite." What's not to love?!?
Still not convinced? Well then, just consider the fame and fortune of those other Chicago gals who've made their way on the Bachelor. First, there was Liz Terzo. You remember her, right?
She didn't get picked by her man, but she did get a lot of attention for being desperate and crazy. She gets recognized everywhere she goes. I know, because I personally recently recognized her -- I saw her yapping on her cell phone while maneuvering her oversized SUV out of the Mag Mile Norstrom parking garage, and she nearly mowed down a family of Mexican immagrants. Livin' la vida loca, that Liz!
But more importantly, who could forget dear, sweet Jen Schefft? She ended up engaged to that hunk Andrew Firestone:
Jen traded her average LP trixie lifestyle (unglamourous p.r. job affording barely enough income to maintain her blonde highlights and a single Kate Spade wristelet, tiny Lincoln Park apartment shared with five of her closest friends) for a life of travel, wine, guest apperances (on Oprah! on GMA!) and a tiny San Fran apartment to share with her man and his closest friend (okay, there is some ambiguity there). So what if it didn't work out? She also got to date BILL RANCIC!!! (who Mia recently spotted at Tilly's, and yes, he is that cute.) And she was recently chosen as the new bachelorette, so she will have her pick of 25 more only-slightly-gay-acting men to make out in a hot tub with! How can she lose? How can you? Sign up now!!!!
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